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Dear Cthulhu,

   Is it true that you are doing an advice column? If so, where is it appearing? Why are you doing it? How can I write to you? Why do you think you're qualified to give human advice?

   -Curious in Cleveland

Dear Curious,

       Yes, it is true. Look for the columns in magazines, including CTHULHU SEX, DIG THIS REAL, COSMIC SF, BLOOD MOON RISING, WEREWOLF MAGAZINE, NTH DEGREE, Nth ZINE, PADWOLF PRESENTS, and coming soon to FANTASTIC STORIES OF THE IMAGINATION, WARHELM, as well as updates at dearcthulhu.com.

        As to why I'm doing it, every time I look around this world Earth, I see things are falling into chaos. I plan to do my part to help. Plus, I seem to have some extra time on my hands until certain stars align again.

   Write me at DearCthulhu One of my minons will notify you by e-mail if your insignificant request is choosen. Please note that all letters become the property of Dear Cthulhu. If you don't like that, don't write.

As to my qualifications, they are too numerous to list. Question me again and I will devour your soul.

   Have a Dark day™

Dear Cthulhu™ welcomes letters and questions at dearcthulhu@yahoo.com. All letters become the property of Dear Cthulhu and may be used in future columns.

Dear Cthulhu a work of fiction and satire and is © and ™ Patrick Thomas.

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